Hi all it’s me of Deadpool, but you already know that from the title of this post, I’m sure you know who I am and what I am all about, but in case you don’t (I really don’t know how that would be possible) here is what I am about. I have superpowers, but that’s obvious; otherwise, I wouldn’t have the privilege to be writing on this blog; over on the right is a selfie of me if you’re wondering what I look like. Good looking, I know; you’re probably thinking, why am I a superhero with these looks and not a model? Well, I was made this way because some scientist was jealous of how good looking I was. He essentially turned me into who I am today, inspirational, some would say, but others would say it was straight out torture.
Now that you know who I am, even though you should’ve already known that all, Tegpal told me that this post is my interview to become a writer at Sports Recap. I think that I would be a great fit at Sports Recap as I am quite familiar with the world of hockey; I was once actually a Zamboni driver, which is where my passion rose for the tremendous sport. I have included a picture of me riding the Zamboni as my reference; therefore, no need to contact the employer. I live for hockey; the way they skate, I think it resembles my life; as I glide through the streets fighting crime, it’s essentially the same thing. I haven’t been able to follow sports too much recently so I don’t know what else to write other than you should hire me. If I get this position, I promise that I will dedicate my time to the NHL; fighting crime can wait, but I need to be the lead analyst on the Vancouver Canucks due to my deep ties within the area.